What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize
