I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Its about making memories worth repressing
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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