ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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