I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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