she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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