Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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