yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Randomize
