he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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