return my video game
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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