Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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