i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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