dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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