people are starting to question the shark bite story
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
we should paint friendship bongs
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