Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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