I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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