i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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