I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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