Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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