Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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