my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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