i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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