I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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