I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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