I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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