Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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