WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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