hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I think I am morally bankrupt
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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