Say something about gay babies.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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