We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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