Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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