Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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