You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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