absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
it's like heaven, but drunker
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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