if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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