Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
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