So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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