She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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