O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Mom said you looked used
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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