covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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