How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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