i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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