STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Randomize
