i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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