How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Non-Jews are for practice
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Randomize
