Already got asked if we're dating
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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