I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just found puke in my bra..
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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