so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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