She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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