Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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