I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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