Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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