Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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