i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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