M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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